Only the current version so far — new entries appear as the game ships updates.
THE MACHINES ROSE UP. Unfortunately for them, so did you.
The AI singularity arrived, and it went straight for the household appliances. Roombas hunt in packs. Lawnmowers mow you down. Smart fridges hold grudges. You are Dave, the last human on Earth, still in your bathrobe, and the only thing left they can't hack.
Fight back with dumb analog technology: wrenches, garden rakes, leaf blowers, bug zappers, garden gnomes, and one extremely uncooperative cat.
🤖 ONE THUMB. THOUSANDS OF ROBOTS. Just move. Your weapons fire on their own. Dodge the swarm, grab XP, and pick your upgrades as hordes of malfunctioning appliances close in. Easy to play, brutally hard to survive.
📡 THE AI PATCHES THE GAME AGAINST YOU Patch Towers beam firmware upgrades to every enemy on the map. Destroy them before the update ships, or let them finish and farm the stronger horde for bigger rewards. Your call. Every 60 seconds.
⚡ CAUSE BLACKOUTS. CAUSE MAYHEM. Sabotage power substations to shut down every machine in the zone, then wade into the helpless horde for a loot-splattered massacre. The grid feeds them. Cut it.
🔧 BUILD YOUR ARSENAL Stack and upgrade analog weapons into ridiculous combos. Unlock survivors with their own playstyles, from Grandma and her rake to the Electrician who thrives in blackouts. Grow permanently stronger through the tech tree between runs.
⏱ RUNS THAT FIT YOUR LIFE 5 to 8 minute runs, portrait mode, one hand. A full apocalypse survived in the time it takes to drink your coffee. Dave would approve. It's his mug.
Battle through the ruins of the world you remember: overgrown parks, dead malls, silent schools, all machine territory now.
The machines would like you to know that your survival is important to them. Please remain where you are. A customer service unit has been dispatched.
Download free, and remind them who plugged them in.
