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Ancient Rome had gladiators, emperors, and war elephants. What it lacked was a leg day program. Gluteus Maximus fixes this historical oversight.
Nine camera-controlled workout games. Prop up your phone, stand back, and your body becomes the controller. Squat, side squat, march, reach, and hold your way through the glory of Rome. No controller, no equipment, no togas required (encouraged, though).
THE GAMES
⚔️ Gluteus Maximus: duel arena champions with your squats. Blood, sand and squats.
💪 Squatacus: enroll at Rome's fourth best gladiator school. The goat outranks you.
🪨 Squatapult: crew a catapult powered entirely by your legs. The barbarians fight back with cabbages.
🏆 Pompey's Triumph: squat once and Rome overreacts. Every rep earns an increasingly absurd honour.
🐘 Hannibal's Elephants: squat your way over the Alps with an avalanche behind you and a general on your neck.
🗿 Et Tu, Gluteus?: sneak through the Senate. When the eye opens, freeze and look architectural.
🗡️ The Ides of March: you are Caesar, it is March 15th, and betrayal is leg day. March faster.
🏛️ Carthago Delenda Est: defend Rome with siege engines that fire when you exercise. Furthermore, Carthage must be destroyed.
🕊️ Veni Vidi Vici Vinyasa: hold yoga poses while pigeons land on you. Wobble and the flock leaves.
A REAL WORKOUT, DISGUISED AS NONSENSE
Every rep is verified by on-device pose tracking. Squats, lateral squats, marching, overhead reaches, and isometric holds: a genuine lower-body and mobility workout for your home, no gym and no equipment. The only in-app purchase is tomorrow's soreness, and technically we do not even charge for that.
YOUR DATA STAYS HOME, LIKE A GOOD ROMAN
Everything runs on your phone. No internet needed to play, no account, no sign-in, no ads, and your camera images never leave the device. The Senate has no spies here.
EVEN BETTER ON A TV
Mirror your screen and turn your living room into a very small Colosseum.
Veni. Vidi. Squatti.
